December 2005 Archives
- we all look alike to me
- ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown suede loafers?
- god damn thee merry, gentlemen
- harrison. james harrison.
- the six year war: maddie
- turn out the lights, the party's over
- dating nurses
- wanted: a better firewall
- wonder of wonders
- darlene love love
- XI
- this just in! (about 31 times, in fact)
- on dorkass, on blitzen
- carson nugget
- i'd like to thank my personal lord and savior jesus, my parents, and the most wonderful woman in the world. we did it, baby!
- things i wondered today
- looking down from under heel
- really. you can have it.
- you hot. me love you.
- anyone else remember when republicans at least pretended to be against big government?
- 'tards needs editors
- pin the tail on the 'tard
- king kong myths
- approval whore: the lost singles
- no wonders
- reader mail
- spokavegas wrapup
- tom cruise, it's over
- frozen booger wonderland
- understatement of the year
- the romans had it right the first time
- the damp cardboard of metamuville
- sleep in heavenly peace
- off-leash areas
- my testimony
- parents is crazy
- justifiable homicide
- annoying hit of the day
- the cry list
- harry potter and the prisoner from metamuville