Actual recent conversation:
Maggie: "I just know she's out there. I just know it! The perfect woman is just waiting for you. Don't give up."John: "Well, for us to meet, she's gonna have to lose control of her car, crash through the cement barricades and razor wire, fly over over my moat, and crash into my living room."
Maggie: "Oh my god. If you don't write that, I will."
John: "Huh?"
Maggie: "It's a great movie! The perfect woman literally crashes into the classic misanthropic hermit's life and turns his whole world around. It's romantic! I love it."
And so, gentle reader, this story idea is my Christmas gift to you. Go and write this dreadful movie. And when you market it, target people with no self-esteem whatsoever. They'll love it.