Do the Mexicans working at Taco Bell think I'm a complete idiot for getting a "burrito" there?
Regarding unisex public restrooms: would women prefer I leave the seat down or up (hence vulnerable to the next guy)?
Are "outie" navels being made anymore, or has sufficient scientific progress been made?
If I order Ed to lie down in surf that's already up to her neck, is she stupid enough to actually comply? (Answer: a joyous yes.)