For lack of an alternative, yesterday I listened to talk radio, and I was horrified by what I learned: Christians are under a "relentless, genocidal assault" from the left. Oh, and the Democrats are funded "exclusively by leftist Hollywood kooks intent on destroying Christianity." Pass it on.
And count me in.
As for the raging "happy holidays" furor, to me it's all good. The terrorists have officially lost; we're back to getting our panties twisted up over the silliest, most pointless stuff imaginable.