February 2017 Archives
- sick priorities
- new oscar prediction
- for a couple minutes there, i thought i was wrong. but then the universe corrected itself.
- three coins
- decriptude
- drinking my way out
- a little light treason
- reretarding
- schmillennial
- 2020 prediction
- it's like i'm a freshly washed convertible and he's a big bird with radar
- we begin bombing in five minutes
- the porny bartender
- life in the clouds