My bachelor weekend in the honeymoon suite was not without its statements. I thoroughly enjoyed watching what I wanted to watch on TV, for instance.
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Okay, but I did enjoy driving around pastoral San Juan Island with the Jeep's top down, blaring Nine Inch Nails, smoking a cigar, and aiming at happy couples.
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