Far be it from me to say I told you so.
So I'll delegate.
Says longtime Stank troll John: "I believe you called this in the first 24 hours after his capture."
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s friend Troy Crossley is believed to have started the movement, but it has since gained traction largely thanks to an 'army of teenage girls' who say he’s too 'cute' to be guilty. (Video)"You just don't KNOW him like I know him!" I imagine a crying, hysterical, fantastically stupid 13 year old girl screaming at me as she slams the door I paid for in my face.
That reminds me. Gotta make that vasectomy appointment.