As I have for the last 34 years, I was railing this morning about the following miscarriage of justice:
And then it struck me. George Lucas actually went back and tampered with this very film. He saw fit to make Greedo shoot first, thereby lopping Han Solo's balls off. It was morally imperative that Imperial robots flutter into frame like gnats. And by God, he made sure fake elephant things lumbered into the foreground, completely obscuring the actors.
When Lucas was mucking up the movies, he couldn't give Chewbacca his bloody medal?