The iPhone's new voice-driven ui is a technological step forward, to be sure, but I still endlessly repeat myself, and it still doesn't comprehend quite a bit. Sometimes Siri ratholes about semantics. And sometimes I feel like Siri's outright blaming me.
This seemed familiar. Really familiar.
Thus did I begin my experiment: is Siri distinguishable from a girlfriend? You tell me. In the interests of a more realistic simulation, I changed my own name in the phone settings.