I chatted with Dorkass last night, and during the Montessori school portion of the proceedings, she whined that these strangers whom she will pay to watch over her spawn actually expected her to make lunches for her own daughter.
"Seriously! What a pain, you know?" she said.
"Congratulations. You just made tomorrow's post," I replied.
"What? I haven't talked about the kid that much."
And then I put on hand puppets and explained to her what was so funny.