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September 21, 2007
dorkass sighting
"There sure haven't been a whole lot of Dorkass posts lately," Dorkass lamented last night.
"That stems from there not being a whole lot of Dorkass lately," I shot back.
"Yeah, I saw your little pity party. Poor baby."
And then we reminisced about the first time we ever got fucked-up together, at her place, with her little sister. We'd gathered to watch the Olympics. Remember Tara Lipinski's gold medal winning performance? We don't.
Our tale of drunken woe and green pepper chunks in the sink is long and, I'm afraid, kinda uninteresting to anyone who wasn't there. I vaguely remember falling asleep and awakening to discover that my direct report was fastening barrettes to my hair while her little sister fumbled with a camera. But surely if that memory is correct, those images would be an Internet classic by now.
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