A minor Percy note. Last week when he was working the Metamuville Community Crap-Swap Where Senile Old Geriatrics Buy One Another's Victrolas,* I was talking with the cable guy about installing cable broadband. We had a question for Percy, and Thelm@ went to fetch him. When told that I was getting cable service, he, annoyed, snorted loud enough for all to hear: "I thought that kid already HAD everything."
That's why I live here. I'm "that kid."
*Might not be its real name.