Lynn isn't often quotable, at least not in a good sense, so this must be shared. I was complaining about an unexpected consequence of getting older: young girls suddenly finding me safe, harmless, even asexual. Girls who 10 years ago wouldn't have given me their numbers at gunpoint are now volunteering them. It is bizarre and strangely emasculating. "But I might be dangerous!" I want to protest.
Lynn summed it up perfectly. "Old is the new gay."