oh, by the way

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"Did they tell you that you severed the two tendons in your back, too?" said the surgeon.

Nope. Nope they did not. They were too busy sending me to physical therapy to treat completely severed tendons.

Now I get to choose between the surgeon who won't return my calls and my insurance's preference, Doogie Howser. He has a whole three years' experience after college. Which was Brigham Young.