"You have got to learn his name!" laughed Amy.
During a work meeting, I had confused clients' names again. I do this often these days, and I do it predictably. I confuse a guy at one company for a guy at another, and I always confuse the exact same pairing. It's when you start to solve for the common denominator that things get uncomfortable.
| Company A | Company B | Common Characteristic |
| Steven | Brad | White guys |
| Manik | Varij | Indian guys |
| Jane | Lucy | Women |
I'm some kind of an -ist, clearly, but which kind(s)? Me, I'm going to argue for cannotbebotheredtotellmoronsapartist.