I get occasional complaints about the content of this site. Dorkass is no exception. Her chief complaint: there are not nearly enough Dorkass posts.
Back when she was reporting to me, a purely accounting detail that had no bearing whatsoever on my reality, she submitted her self-evaluation. I remember little from this review, save one sentence:
"I am a broad-based writer."
Convulsing and flicking tears from my cheek, I slaved over a response. I believe I settled on "Yeah. Freebasing doughnuts will do that."