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Anna is coming out of a brutally awful marriage. Uneducated, unqualified, inexperienced, and kinda dim, she's now in the unfortunate position of having to support herself and her kids. It's been bumpy.

I like her. She's a kind person. I'm rooting for her. I'd date her in a heartbeat if it weren't for the circumstances. Date a mom with a psychotic ex, and you pretty much date the psychotic ex. Pass.

"Set me up with a computer geek," she texted me last night.

I was trying to think of a computer geek who might possibly be interested in dating a smoking hot personal trainer when the follow-up text arrived.

"Because I really hate working."