Microsoft CEO Steve "what crunking girl scouts really want is Excel on an iPad!" Ballmer is finally stepping down in 12 months. Unless he appoints a family member to succeed him, watch the stock go up.
UPDATE THREE HOURS LATER:
I'm clearly not the only person who thinks Ballmer is a 'tard. The stock is up 7% on the news of him leaving. Put another way, that moron made himself $785,880,000 today by simply being famously incompetent.