Dear Suits,
A parable:
Once there was a man who wanted to watch a certain movie. He first tried to stream the movie, but NetFlix didn't have it available. Nor did Amazon. Nor Hulu.
Then the man tried to rent the movie, but Dish did not offer that service. Nor did Xbox Live. Nor the Playstation Network.
Determined, the man tried to buy the movie, but it was absent from iTunes.
At this point, the man could have gotten into his car and driven to Redbox, but he was so pissed off that he fired up BitTorrent and stole the movie, which he was happily watching for free within 20 minutes.
Moral: he who makes doing the right thing a 37-step exercise in futility deserves the wrong thing.
Meh,
john