it's entirely possible that dr. web is full of it

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I'm having an allergic reaction right now. It's bliss.

Like a good citizen of the 21st century, I first consulted an algorithm. I went to WebMD. No matter how specific I got with my symptoms, it told me my ailment could be heat stroke, cancer and ass goiters and that I should really consult a doctor. Witness this experiment that got 20 diagnoses: