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April 11, 2011

moronus extremus maximus

Continued from here

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(Moronus extremus maximus)

This species thinks that the consensus of morons constitutes evidence. If he agrees with a fellow moron's premise, this species believes, this premise somehow becomes more factual. Two morons can't possibly be wrong, goes their thinking, because together we have a 137 IQ. That's near genius!

Extremus maximus are an infinitive loop of stupidity. They cite and support one another vigorously, thinking this endless and incestuous circle-jerk strengthens reason instead of corrupting it. By the early 21st century, virtually all human discourse had become polluted by their anti-intellectual debris. They are the most primitive life form still capable of wiping its own ass with any degree of precision.


Examples: "You don't know the FACTS. Do us all a favor and go read (wildly one-sided, monosyllabic book that validates what he claims is true) and educate yourself."

Anyone who seeks medical advice from former Playboy bunnies.

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And with that, my non-moronic reader, I'm done with this effort. By which I mean I'm tired of writing these, so I've moved them to the permanent home, where I will continue to add to them. You can find them under Categories at top right.

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