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Class 10
(Moronus extremus maximus)
This species thinks that the consensus of morons constitutes evidence. If he agrees with a fellow moron's premise, this species believes, this premise somehow becomes more factual. Two morons can't possibly be wrong, goes their thinking, because together we have a 137 IQ. That's near genius!
Extremus maximus are an infinitive loop of stupidity. They cite and support one another vigorously, thinking this endless and incestuous circle-jerk strengthens reason instead of corrupting it. By the early 21st century, virtually all human discourse had become polluted by their anti-intellectual debris. They are the most primitive life form still capable of wiping its own ass with any degree of precision.
Examples: "You don't know the FACTS. Do us all a favor and go read (wildly one-sided, monosyllabic book that validates what he claims is true) and educate yourself."
Anyone who seeks medical advice from former Playboy bunnies.
And with that, my non-moronic reader, I'm done with this effort. By which I mean I'm tired of writing these, so I've moved them to the permanent home, where I will continue to add to them. You can find them under Categories at top right.