I awoke this morning to email from East Coast Stank trolls telling me I needed to pay my domain registrar. Oops. For a few hours this morning, this site was down for the first time in 12 years.
Paying for 20 more years of checkraise.com costs barely more than paying for 5, but I just couldn't do it. "Christ, I hope I'm dead by then," I told the poor saleswoman on the phone.
To alleviate distinguished troll John's sense of loss during the outage, I summarized this week's planned posts for him:
"Everybody is stupid except me"
"Roethlisberger deserves to die, and slowly"
"Christ, I hate people"
"Especially women who reject me"
"No one is smart except me"