Remember Gary Condit? Only vaguely, right? He was the Congressman who was being investigated in the disappearance of intern Chandra Levy, 30 years his junior and with whom he had an affair.
But mostly I want to concentrate on that "vaguely."
Mr. Condit was on the front page of every newspaper when a little thing called 9/11 happened, and we never thought about him again. Even in my grief at the time, I remember thinking "This is good news for one bastard, anyway."
Somewhere in the afterlife, David Carradine owes Michael Jackson. Big time.