still more moments when you just pause and reflect on when, exactly, your life went completely off the rails

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When you're conversing with your friend Lynn, whose life's dream it is to see you married before she dies, who never heard you mention a girl in passing who didn't sound like The One to her, and the following exchange occurs:

John: Hi, Lynn. How are you?

Lynn: I'm good! Say...what's going on with your love life?

John: Nothing.

Lynn. What about that girl you mentioned last time?

John: Um. Can you be more specific?

Lynn: The nice one.

John: Um. Can you be more specific?

Lynn: The married one.

John: Um. Can you be more specific?