It was at 4am last night—note that it is presently 8am—that insomniac I started browsing through the Hulu.com collection of free TV programming. And it was at 4:03 that I discovered that I can embed high-quality episodes here. The whole episode. But what to showcase? I could go highbrow and have you watch every episode of the late, great Arrested Development. Nah. I could make you suffer through Gaytown, which is frighteningly exactly like what it sounds ("Meet Owen, a mild mannered straight man living in a town that lives up to its name: Gaytown. He likes girls, but they don't like him. He tries to be one of the guys, but he does't want to put out."). I could make me suffer through the 2008 BCS championship game again. A-Team? 30 Rock? Simpsons? Hart to Hart? Nah. I want to inaugurate this with something that will scar your retinas, as it did mine.
See how far you can make it.