Oh heavenly father,
Today, I praise your name. I thank you for my many blessings. Like, when my team committed stupid penalties, their having the mettle to stop the Seahawks from scoring anyway. I thank you, too, that when questionable penalties were called, the Steelers had the wisdom to convert 3rd and long instead of whining to the media, that they quietly mounted a 110 yard drive from their own 20. Thank you for rewarding the virtuous and smiting the deserving. Thank you for providing me a team about which I can be proud and not ashamed. Thou art most wise.
xxoo,
john