I know I shouldn't read them. I know that when I finally wince and turn the page, I'll feel a little more disassociated from humanity than I already do. Yet I'm irresistibly drawn to letters to the editor. I'm even drawn to the reliably illiterate letter in Entertainment Weekly that emotes about the breathlessness-inspiring beauty of whoever was on the cover the week before. What makes me look? For the love of god, what makes me look?
Letters in newspapers, meanwhile, all seem alike to me. I swear the same two people write them. Or maybe they're just Mad Libs.
To the editor:As I watch flowery reference to what a child or flag is doing , I wonder when derisive term for people who reasonably disagree are going to WAKE UP and realize that authority is just going to keep incendiary assertion supported by not a lick of evidence ? I mean, COME ON, people! It's bad enough that you straw man like "don't support the troops" or "impeach for blowjobs" , but now you want to something fabricated . Let's compare same authority figure 's policies to Hitler's. Hitler banned religion, and same authority figure wants to ban all something no one has ever actually advocated banning .
Gee, derisive term for people who disagree , I didn't know you wanted to live in Nazi Germany so much. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Why don't you WAKE UP and stop slandering everyone who disagrees with you?
Cooter P. McNugget, ESQ