flattery

I was out drinkin' with two women when an opportunity came to throw my own gender under the bus. I took it. I always take it.

Noting a skeevy acquaintance leering at them, I made a remark that he was putting them in his spank bank. There was no disgust. In fact, if I had to describe their reaction, I'd say it was "mild pleasure." I asked if they weren't repelled by the notion of such a guy fantasizing about them when he masturbated.

"It's actually kind of flattering," said one.

"Flattering," said the other.

Oh. Anyway. So I'm grossed out, and now I want to know if I'm just a prude or if they're kind of, well, vile. Survey time.