Jesus H. As if Tom's dancing and Jodie's rapping weren't enough evidence that "white supremacy" is an unintentionally hilarious term, now we have a local math professor beginning a story problem with "Condoleezza holds a watermelon..." and bravely anonymous emailers decrying that a young black woman was elected "Miss Viking Fest."
I humbly submit that when we're back to gleefully wallowing in this level of imbecility, al Qaeda has officially lost.
And just when I thought it couldn't get any more ludicrous, the professor is appealing his suspension. On what grounds, I can only imagine. Maybe he misquoted himself.