Resigned to the fact that her blistering disapproval will not move me to shave my beard, Allie tried a dirty new tactic.
"It's just...such...an AW thing.""The beard wasn't her idea."
"Well, she liked it."
What do you do when an ex-girlfriend who's an active pain in the ass invokes an ex who's more passively hemorrhoidal? I am at a moral impasse.