"What the Fucking Fuck?" awards 

  howard dean & jessica biel

Jessica Biel

Esquire magazine's "Sexiest Woman Alive" Biel, trying to evoke modesty while ill-advisedly speaking self-authored words:

"I feel like my parents must have voted for me."

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Howard Dean

Howard Dean, quickly becoming the Democrats' Quayle, on Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers:

"I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami."