I'd be remiss if I didn't note that the new life Dorkass ushered into the world occured in the shadow of...even more new life. Yes, more Stank regulars—d'Andre and d'Pam, Kiki and Dirt—are in the family way. It never ends. Am I so fertile that every woman upon whom I cast a shadow gets knocked up?
Only one question remains: where did d'Andre buy sperm?
Meanwhile, Courtney sends me a card coyly saying "there's lots to fill you in on." Perhaps I should start a "seven scariest words" list.