A reader just pointed out that this page is now the #1 ranked hit (out of 127,000) if you google "Percy Thelm@." I know many of you think those are pseudonyms, but they aren't. They're my neighbors' honest to goodness, impossible-to-believe real names. Which, sadly, means I need to throw Google off the trail. It's for this reason that Thelm@ will henceforth be spelled with that irritating character.