"What the Fucking Fuck?" awards 

  finish their thought

New Orleans resident Gail Henke:

"I'm not a religious fanatic. But God has saved us from the hurricane He sent that killed all those other people"

Former Steeler disappointment (and future Giants disappointment) Plaxico Burress, on Steeler fans' distaste for him:

"I was never really liked in that city. They just kind of based their perception off of what I drove and what I did...as opposed what I didn't do, like charity work or catching the goddamned ball."