a little honesty here   

Ok... Time for some honesty here.     Last week my friend and all of her friends were really disappointed and angry at me for showing up at the friend's event with another female.     The friend who was throwing the event told me that I misunderstood why she was disappointed in me. The other two were just angry and assumed the protective girlfriend stances. Cool, I expected that.   

Well, I want to shed some light     on how I function     with respect to the opposite sex    . First of all, I admit that I can be pretty selfish at times.     I would like to think that I balance this flaw in my character by being considerate,    gentle and funny,     but that's probably not a true depiction of my actions on a consistent basis.     At the end of the day, I'm still just me.

Now, I like females... alot.   I find them extremely interesting.   I enjoy observing how they process information, react to different stimuli, and engage in relationships with males and females.   All of these things are done differently than I, and most males would do them, however.   So that's where my primary interest lies. Ok, maybe not my primary interest , but I do enjoy observing and attempting to understand all of these dynamics.

Face it , men and women are entirely two diffferent [sic] species of human being.   We are sooooooooooo different. Women generally require approval from the group (the girlfriends) prior to making most decisions , while most men don't necessarily rely on the group approval from "our boys."   I'll give you an example. Men, how many times have you met a woman at a club or wherever and dug her while at the same time she was digging you?   Things went so well that you two decided that the night shouldn't end just yet.    You suggest that she should go somewhere alone with you, and she agrees.    Of course, your    dream night     with your     new friend      won't happen because she came to wherever you met her with "her girls" and they're not having that. They literally swoop the chick that you were digging away while you're just standing there like "dayum, that was just wrong."    Now, how many of you also know that if her girls weren't there "blocking" that she would go with you?    Now, I know that women need to protect one another and all of that, but the point of the example is to demonstrate how women typically make decisions that are popular with the group.     Same example, if "her girls" were equally digging "your boys" then the decision to all hook up later would have been a unanimous YES!    

I also have a theory that 80% of the women want to kick it with 20% of the men.     If you are fortunate enough to be a member of the 20% club   then you will mathematically have more opportunities to mate. That's one of the perks of being in the club.   Now here is the part that women have difficulty understanding.   They   don't get why men   have a difficult time "turning down"   opportunities to mate. Women generally aren't as promiscuous as men can be. Thank God for that!    Men, however, have tendancies [sic] and inclinations to go into what I call "reptile mode." That's when our behavoir  [sic] becomes dayum near instinctual   , uncomplicated   , and predatorial [sic]   , tossed in with a dose of "The Brain."   

Pinky: "What are we doing tomorrow night Brain?"

Brain: "The same thing that we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!"

Yes, we    go into reptile mode and try to conquer a woman's body. I don't even think that this act is about sex though. It definitely seems to be about power.     Why would a member of the 20% club need to conquer more than one woman at a time? Because he can. It's not right, ethical, or fair. It's just how it is.   

Now here comes the down side.     When a 20% member is not in "reptile mode" he is capable of carrying on normal, productive relationships with members of the opposite sex.      Please remember, however, men and women are entirely two different species of human beings.      We interpret sex entirely differently. I believe that for most women      sex is a deeply intimate and emotional act, therefore there's very low tolerance for reptiles.      In contrast, men      operating in reptile mode      are capable of compartmentalizing mating into something less emotional. It simply becomes "booty" not literally, but in the sense of something plundered after the reptile has conquered his prey. In the end a reptile becomes nothing more than a predator who inflicts pain and suffering. Most of the time unintentionally.  Nevertheless, it's pain just the same!   

Men, if you have reptilian tendencies and you are an active member of the 20% club you are obligated to establish boundaries with the opposite sex from jump.    That way, you provide the female with the opportunity to accept or reject the emotional risks associated with investing her feelings into a 20% club member who possesses reptilian inclinations.

In the end, honesty is always the best policy.   I will try to remember that.