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January 1, 1800
percy update
It is perhaps appropriate that I find readers' #1 request so annoying: we want more Percy.
"Would it kill you to go to arizona for material?" asks Dorkass.
The problem is that Percy and Thelm@ spend half a year in Arizona. They are a combined 202 years old, after all, and the law is the law. But fear not; Percy peeked in my window just last night, so updates cannot be far behind.
In the
meantime, I give you a photo of the Metamuville Koffee [sic] Klatch
[sic] , of which Percy [sic] is a member (though not
pictured). Yep. This is my world now.
Save me.
Just out of frame on the back wall are photos of deceased Klatchers, each adorned with a little brass plaque with a saying that manages to be both cloying and repulsive: "Bob Magoo, Gone Fishin' In Heaven's Lake," "Betty Struedel, Knitting God's Afghan," and the like. It's utterly fuckin' mortifying.
Other activities in town:
- Newcomer Tea
- Yodeling/line dancing night
- Prayer Canaries
- Boot Scootin' Grannies
- ROMEOS (Retired Old Men Eating Out)
- Solitarians (widows)
- and my personal favorite, the Metamuville Huggers
I strongly suspect it's the same six people doing each activity.
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