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January 1, 1800

Originally published February 6, 2005

"What the Fucking Fuck?" awards   tom delay

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, inciting fundamentalist wrath on on the judges who allowed Terry Schiavo to die naturally:

"The time will come for the men responsible for this to pay for their behavior!"

Tom DeLay, on his paying his wife and daughter half a million bucks in election funds as "advisor salary:"

 "Politics is a tough business and it is difficult to trust people." 

Tom DeLay on Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy:

"He said in one session that he does research on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous!"

"What the Fucking Fuck?" awards   honorable mention
nah, these aren't desperately empty people searching anywhere, and i mean anywhere, for meaning

"(AP) A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary."

I know what they mean. I think I've seen the face of Satan in my guest bathroom toilet bowl.

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