One of the unique pains of being technically savvy is that occasion when I do, in fact, need technical help.
"IT Helpdesk. How may I help you?"
"Do you guys push down a policy that disables Word macros?"
"Did you try rebooting?"
"Why would I do that?"
"You should always do that. Can you reboot for me?"
I sigh heavily and reboot. Five minutes later...
"Word macros are still disabled."
"Did you try reinstalling Word?"
And so it goes, until half a day later.
"I've got good news. We push down a policy that disables Word macros."
I have long thought that to save on money, time, and murder, people all need Technical Aptitude Ratings.
"Do you guys push down a policy that disables Word macros?"
"Did you try rebooting?"
"I'm a Level 7."
"Here's the registry setting."
"Thanks."