Former colleague Amy (no, the other one) has a new "executive coach." He gave her an assignment, which somehow became my assignment.
"Can you send 5-6 adjectives that describe me on my best day and 5-6 other adjectives that describe me on my worst day? Thanks!"
I lie, of course. She didn't say thanks.
Know what's really annoying me, though? I can't think of any negative adjectives. When "absent" is the first that comes to mind, you are a repugnantly pleasant co-worker.