My surgery was a success, I'm told. Speech-to-text typing is far less so. For the most part, Windows and iOS replace what I dictate with gibberish, but last night was special. I was texting my boss, Sal.
Me: "Steelers play in San Francisco and Oakland this year."The word I actually said was "Pending." Slow clap, Apple.
Sal: "Interesting. What dates?"
Me: "Unknown. I love you."