breathe...just breathe...

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My surgery was a success, I'm told. Speech-to-text typing is far less so. For the most part, Windows and iOS replace what I dictate with gibberish, but last night was special. I was texting my boss, Sal.

Me: "Steelers play in Oakland this year."

Sal: "Interesting. What date?"

Me: "Unknown. I love you."

The word I actually said was "Pending." Slow clap, Apple.