no longer a boy, not yet an old fart

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I've been stuck at a simple maneuver in a video game for a week. I must shoot something that starts a timer, turn 90 degrees, shoot something else, and run across a bridge before the timer runs out. I lack the dexterity to make that second shot. One would think that in 10,781 attempts, I might have gotten lucky once. One would be wrong.

Goddammit, I'll just pay a 12 year old to do it for me.