A friend was texting me about how her daughter is being mercilessly bullied at school. The child is called a whore and a slut like the rest of us are called by our names, and she's traumatized. Mom explained to the kid how these terms are used to oppress women and how she shouldn't give them any power over her.
What I dictated into my phone: "Unfortunately, what you say will carry little weight. She's all about catering to 12 year-old imbeciles."
What my phone sent instead: