the only gun control we need

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Make guns look less like giant penises and more like vaginas.

Poof. No more gun problem.

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After every mass-shooting—now there's a definitively American prepositional phrase, kids—reasonable people reasonably want to revisit the reasonable "well-regulated" part of the second amendment, and the NRA and their legions of elected whores reliably go batshit, decrying the political opportunists crassly exploiting a tragedy.

Yes, never forget who the real victims in Las Vegas are: the NRA.