the marriage wrecker

No doubt protesting his seventh hotel room in seven days, Fredo took a whiz on the rug. I could smell it all too well, but I could not locate it. And so I bought a black light flashlight, which illuminated it brilliantly and allowed me to mitigate the odor. As a bonus, I now have the means of instantly destroying any marriage.

To use the Marriage Wrecker:

  1. Take the wife into their bathroom.
  2. Turn off the lights.
  3. Shine the blacklight on the floor, the rug, the walls, the ceiling, the floral arrangement, pretty much anywhere urine shrapnel can conceivably fly.
  4. On her laptop, helpfully google "Attorneys."

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