Not that I'm ready to bolt outta here, but when I signed the sale agreement on this house, I already had 67 boxes packed.
Here's some fun math. And by "fun," I mean "nauseating." Let's say I sell this house, put the cash into a savings account earning a measly 1.2%, and live in a furnished townhouse hotel month-to-month.
Current cost of state & local taxes
+ Current utility bills
+ Interest income from new cash
$40 less than cost of the hotel
I get paid $40/month to have someone scrub my toilet for me.