This morning I received a job posting for a gig at a university. I reviewed the job's required skills. "Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got i—"
A letter describing your personal commitment to the Christian faith."Ick. I'd have to plagiarize that one."
I chuckled at the sheer deliciousness of stealing someone's statement of faith, which led me to wistfully recall a career highlight.
Two years ago, a client insisted that anyone with access to their network take their Corporate Ethics class.
"Fine," I told my boss. "I'll build your site without network access."
"John..." he sighed with the exasperation of someone who has no better personnel options. "Can you just take the class for me?"
It was an online course, which is how I came to pay a contractor to take my ethics class for me. She said I did really well on the test afterward.