I've been giving away a few items on craigslist this week, which is nothing so much as reminder of how flabbergastingly stupid and entitled people are. "Call me," half of them respond in entirety, right before I delete their demand.
Free generator, runs great, says my ad.
"Does it run?" asked no less than 30 people.
Free dresser, but you must take it today
"Can I pick it up on Saturday instead?" asked two people who didn't get a response.
Potted japanese maple. Free to the person who annoys me the least.
It went to the woman who asked merely if I would deliver it to her 30 miles away.