you're so vain, i bet you think this post is about you

I texted Dorkass this week, and she called me back a few minutes later.

"Hey, was that post about me?" she demanded.

"What post?"

This post: Shall I give Karyn a third chance to cancel dinner plans at the last minute? No, I delete her from my phone.

I stared at the phone in my hand—the phone I had just used to text the person now asking if I'd deleted her from my phone.

"Is your name spelled Karyn with a y?"

"No."

"Have you stood me up for dinner a couple times?"

"No."

"Then how could it possibly be about you?"

"Just making sure."