I was telling a neighbor about my recent visit to my old apartment complex, but I didn't get much traction. As soon as I mentioned entering my old building, she interrupted me.
"Wait, how did you get in?"
"The door to the building isn't locked."
"Wha-WHAT?!"
"It's not exactly a luxury complex. Which like I was saying, there in the hallway was—"
"I just don't understand. They just let anyone walk right in?"
Yes. Yes they do. Now kindly pull your silver spoon out of your ear and listen to my crappy story.